Turn Back Clocks Tonight

It's that time of year again when children and adults conspire to widen their cavities and line the pockets of jubilant dentists everywhere with a little extra money. Ah, Halloween. The night when tons and tons of vinyl death masks and plastic princess dresses are worn, wadded up and discarded. Whereupon they finally find their way into the American landfills and garbage pits where microscopic creatures will try in vain to eat them for the next 3,000 years.

It's also the end of Daylight Saving Time as of 2 a.m. Monday morning. So set those clocks before going to bed. You owe yourself an "extra" hour of sleep.